Hi, everybody! I’m the mysterious admin account. After laboring away in thankless obscurity for years, but I finally had the guts to ask for a real avatar. Here I am! I’m a person now! It feels great to be alive! Anyway, I’m here to tell you something important:
Recently, security concerns have come about due to […]

You there! Stop slouching! The admins have prepared this important statement:
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Whether you’ve worked long hours to create a fashionable, perfectly-matched ensemble or just thrown on whatever was lying around, your Gaia avatar is a little pixelated extension of yourself. Now we’ve made it easier than ever to haul it around wherever you go.
We’ve added the […]

Oooh, a museum! Yay! I love… culture, and stuff.
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Collectible Dressing Room
Have you noticed how retail stores have things called “dressing rooms,” where you can try on your clothes before you buy them? Determined to steal this amazing technology for our own use, we sent our highly-trained industrial spies into the dressing rooms of the […]

Tarry a moment, you! I’ve just recieved this message from the admins:
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After tons of requests from members for a simple way to pay for stuff by home telephone, we’re ready to roll out our new home phone payment system.
The pay-by-phone concept is not entirely new; we used to have a 1-900 number, but it was […]

Halt, you! The admins have a special announcement for you, and… hey, what’s this? A scythe? Excellent!
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Have you ever wanted to explore the undersea world without the discomfort of ungainly rubber flippers? The Aquatica item lets you swim around like a pro with a gorgeous mer-tail or an intimidating shark body. Also includes all kinds […]

Good morning, Gaians. This is Cindy Donovinh of Gaia 9 Action News. Gaia is getting set to reach a historic milestone: the one BILLIONTH forum post. We now bring you a message from the Gaia admins:
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We’re getting very close to ONE BILLION posts! At the usual rate of posting, we think we’ll probably hit a […]

Ahh, Easter! My favorite time of year! A time when spring begins to bloom, and baby chicks litter the land like so many fat yellow dandelions! A time when chocolate is freely available to every child! A time for joy and egg-hunting! A time when that fat crook Santa and that creepy old ne’er-do-well Jack […]

Hey, check it out, a message from the admins! Looks like it’s time to go shopping…
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Fans of our recent housing update are in for a treat: we’ve released a new item update full of Egyptian coolness for your avatar!

The Egyptian Set: Tut-tastic!
This update brings us tons of cool Egyptian stuff, like Pharaoh wigs, golden bracelets, […]

Oh, a message from the admins… Bwahaha! Item arranger? I don’t need an item arranger! I have a full-time staff of maids who cater to my every whim! But maybe you’d be interested, since you’re… ahem… less fortunate than me…
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Ready for a little spring cleaning?
Ha! Did we scare you? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about […]

Hey, it’s a message from the admins! Looks like they’ve got some swanky new duds for ya.
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For those of you who worried that our recent GStore updates tended to be skewed a little girly, we’ve got good news.
We know that many of our manlier customers were getting sick of those petite “baby tees” getting all […]