Enchanted Wooden Trunk

Contains:

• Marble Pedestal
  • I bought this pedestal to display my most coveted item … my two ton marble!.
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• Panda Rug
  • The panda bear is an endangered species. This is why.
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• Explosive Barrel
  • Don’t shoot the barrels. They always explode and kill things. That’s what years and years of playing FPS has taught me.
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• Rustic Pedestal
  • My girlfriend said that girls like to be put on a pedestal. So I went out and bought her this.
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• Oil Barrel
  • EVERY DAY, we consume enough oil to cover a football field with a column of oil 2500 feet tall. That’s 121 million cubic feet.
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• Starfield Wall Tile
  • Look at the stars … how they shine for you.
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• Nitemare Chair
  • A chair fit for a demon lord.
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• Black Retro TV
  • These things always look cooler in black.
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• Bloody Hands Wall Tile
  • It’s … blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
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• Man Eating Plant
  • It eats women and children too.
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• Construction Barricades
  • I hop over these things all the time. Somehow, I don’t think they are quite serving their purpose.
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• Nitemare Sarcophagus
  • I had a bad dream once where they locked me in this scary metal device with all kinds of creepy spiky stuff that could slice flesh to pieces … wait, you mean they actually got one of those IRL? *dies*
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• Black Retro Phone
  • Before the internet, we used these archaic things to communicate.
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• Starfield Floor Tile
  • Look at the stars … how they shine for you.
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• Checkerboard Floor Tile
  • Check yo’self befo you wreck yo’self.
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• Chalk Outline
  • From the looks of it, I’d say he RAN out of time. HAHA! Get it?! RAN out of time? man… I should be a CSI or something.
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• Holo-grid Floor Tile
  • I remember this one show where they had a big room with this grid all over it and um… sometimes it would malfunction … and they would be trapped inside and have to deal with all these virtual people inside and have to escape … and they would make a whole episode out of it. Ah nostalgia…
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• Grunny Wall Tile
  • A wall tile of G-Corp’s best kept secret.
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Enchanted Golden Trunk

Contains:

• Angelic Bed
  • A bed fit for angels.
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• Angelic Chair
  • A chair fit for an Angel.
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• Retro TV
  • HDTV? What in tarnations is that?!
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• Roman Pedestal
  • Much like the ones you see in museums and there’s always like some half-naked dude or chick with a loin cloth holding something. I always manage to knock these over by accident.
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• Red Alarm Phone
  • The city is in danger! QUICK! Use the RED ALARM PHONE!
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• Yellow Retro Phone
  • I remember when we used to use two cups and a string … I miss those days.
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• Manhole Cover
  • Once I went down into the sewers to find some of that mutational goo so I could become a superhero animal. But wait, if that goo turns animals into human form … would that make me twice the human I am now? O_O;
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• Angelic Table
  • I heard that Angels don’t need tables because their stomaches are always appeased and they don’t sit down cause they are always floating… I guess I was WRONG.
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• Bloody Footprints Floor Tile
  • It’s … blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood.
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• Checkerboard Wall Tile
  • Check yo’self befo you wreck yo’self.
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• Pink Gator Kiddie Pool
  • Diving into one of these is probably NOT a good idea.
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• Grizzly Bear Rug
  • He killed my father. I made him into my rug. Call it even.
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• Nitemare Table
  • This table is a NIGHTMARE.
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• Holo-grid Wall Tile
  • I remember this one show where they had a big room with this grid all over it and um… sometimes it would malfunction … and they would be trapped inside and have to deal with all these virtual people inside and have to escape … and they would make a whole episode out of it. Ah nostalgia…
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• KiKi Kitty Wall Tile
  • A cute wall tile of Gaia’s favorite kitty!
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