Ooh! New items for your houses! I’d better call Leon… these look heavy! Here’s the note the admins gave me:

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Hey everyone! We’ve released new housing items inspired by ancient Egypt!

Pyramid the items at the Faktori for an Egyptian surprise! Only Anubis too poor to afford these great new items… our prices are quite pharaoh. You’ll never get a Ra deal at the Faktori! You’ll never walk out saying “hey… Egypt me!” Once you Ramses new items into your home, you won’t believe your Isis! These items are just too Luxorious to be real! Take good Cairo these artifacts, because they’re priceless antiques!

Oh man, that was painful. Just go to the Faktori and check out the goods.