Tired of your miserable old hairdo? Well, you could go to the dentist and have your head removed, but that’s the coward’s way out!

Instead, why not visit our friend Vanessa at the Salon? She’s a whiz with scissors, clippers, curlers, and everything else. She gave me this haircut with a lighter! Can you believe it?

I don’t wanna brag or anything, but I’ve been teaching her a thing or two about what’s hip. Based on my expert advice, she’s offering up five new hairstyles: Rainy, Ringlets, Upsweep, Bedhead and French Braid. Go check them out!