Whooooooooo! New stuff! This is great, because I’ve been running out of things to buy! The other day, I bought an electron microscope just because I could. I’ve been using it to look at my toenails, and it’s been blowing my mind. Oh, anyway, here’s the announcement:

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The Gaia Gwee-shirt, formerly available only in “baby tee” sizes, has been released in standard t-shirt sizes for ladies and gents.

Whether you’re a svelte young thing or a bodacious muscle-dude who could bench-press a rhino, you’ll find a Gwee Tee that fits your form. Even if you’re neither of those things, have no fear: with sizes from S to XXL, you’re sure to find one that looks great. Even if you’re a newborn baby, you could swaddle yourself in one! Or if you’re a twenty-foot-tall hill giant, you could buy several of them and sew them together into a loincloth! The possibilities are endless.

May we humbly suggest that you click this convenient GStore link?

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Hey, are you wondering why I’m not wearing pants? It’s because my boxers have hearts on them! Whooooo! Valentine’s Day! Yeah!

I wish I had some pants with hearts on them, because I’m kind of cold…