Halt, you! The admins have asked me to relay this urgent bulletin!

…Hey, isn’t this supposed to be Rina’s job? I’ve got stuff to do!

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Listen up, lovebirds: Valentine’s Day will be here soon, and we’re going to celebrate with a special event! From February 14th through February 16th, we’ll be hosting our biggest and best V-day party yet. Stay tuned for some romantic festivities!

And as if that weren’t enough good news for one day, we’re also going to be releasing a third Monthly Collectible in February! In honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re going to pack each Monthly Collectible envelope with a special third item choice that is totally unlike anything we’ve ever released before!

Click here to find out how to get February’s Collectibles.

I bet you’re wondering what February’s items are… well, you’ll find out on the 15th! But to tide you over until then, how about a few HINTS!?

• What’s the best possible thing a person can get on Valentine’s Day? (Hey! Keep your mind out of the gutter!)
• What’s a verb that could describe the act of eating a dozen cheeseburgers in a single sitting? (Don’t worry… this one has nothing to do with Valentine’s Day.)
• What do Beck, Suede, the Grateful Dead and Crosby Stills & Nash have in common (aside from the obvious)?
• What’s something that’s all around you, even though you usually think of it as being above you?
• What kind of a person is so cool that even Vanilla Ice couldn’t diminish their awesomeness?