Bwahahahaha! Commerce, the very backbone of my empire! Listen well, you telephone users!

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Good news for Verizon subscribers: now you can use your phone for more than just prank calls and takeout orders! Gaia’s phone payment system now works for Verizon customers, so you can quickly and conveniently buy Monthly Collectibles and Gaia Cash with your home telephone.

To buy stuff over the phone, simply select the “Home Phone/DSL” option during the checkout process. After some simple setup, you’ll be ready to go!

For more info & help about phone payments, please check out our phone payment FAQ.

We know that many of you saw the announcement bubble come up and were thinking “this is it, they’re finally releasing the Enchanted Titanium Showerhead Set!” and were faced with profound disappointment when you realized that it’s just an update to the phone payment system, but please try to understand: somewhere out there there’s a Verizon subscriber who’s just been dying to use the phone payment system. He’s been sitting there in his bathrobe, trembling and sweating, skipping meals, losing hair, waiting with his hand on the dial for the day we FINALLY announced this. This is his day in the sun, people, and you’d be real clods to begrudge him his one moment of pleasure. Okay!?